Alexander Doolan
I want to paint like I don't even know what a painting is, like I'm the first ever to do it…I couldn’t even call it painting, I’d make some un-writable mouth-noise you could only spit out to approximate the alchemy an idea moves through when it transforms into paint. I want to paint like I've never read a book or never seen a movie. I want to make things that go beyond funny, past funny-funny and into the realm of the fun-fun-funnyfunfunniest (I mean that in every which way it can ever be meaningfully meant). I want to paint my very own personal bible into the trans-languages & nano-styles of the pan-universal inter-intra-intro-net: I want to glorify human stupidity – long may it squelch the academies -- and praise and raise to the rafters its hysterical beauty. 


-Alex Doolan